HALLOWEEN • CAPITOL HILL • OCTOBER 24
Protect. Serve. Under-dress.
Seattle, you have the right to remain ridiculous.
One tiny
venue. A whole lot of questionable judgment.
SATURDAY, OCT 24, 2026 • 8 PM–MIDNIGHT • 21+ THEME
Trade the Nevada desert for a rainy night on Capitol Hill. Come as Dangle, Williams, Junior, Garcia, Jones, or your own deeply unqualified deputy.
We’re talking aviators after dark, aggressively committed character work, and a costume contest that absolutely did not clear the department budget.
02 / QUESTIONABLE USE OF DEPARTMENT FUNDS
Two costume categories.
One very suspicious travel budget.
The bestess prizes.
A RENO GETAWAY FOR TWO
Prize package fully loaded. Get blasted on local powder.
A $500 costume bounty, the coveted Golden Shorts trophy, and wildly undeserved bragging rights.
100% UNOFFICIAL
INSPIRATION FILE / RENO 911!: MIAMI
03 / THE SEATTLE SETTING
LOWDOWN BALLROOM
A little arts space in a Capitol Hill residential basement. The kind of place you could walk right past. The perfect setting for this very unserious operation.
Arrive early, stay late, keep your pants on
Explore the venue ↗04 / THE INCIDENT TIMELINE
A tight schedule. A very specific vibe.
Aviators on. Alibis ready. Absolutely no credentials checked.
Solo suspects and partners in crime take the floor.
Questionable awards. Excessive applause. Extremely short shorts.
Collect your partner. File no paperwork. Get home safely.
CAPACITY REACHED. COMPETENCE STILL PENDING.
Even the fire marshal said that’s enough.
*This is a totally sold out event. There are no tickets or waitlist. No cameras allowed.
05 / FREQUENTLY QUESTIONED SUSPECTS
Probably not, but hey, who the fuck cares.
You bet your sweet assless chaps.
Our legal department has declined to comment. Comfortable costumes are always the move.
Does a prarie dog bark in the dark?